According to the hubbie, I was talking in my sleep and giving out my email address Sunday morning. I wonder what kind of spam I'll get from the dream world? Maybe something like...
"Please your mate by taking herbal pillow enhancements! Make her snore with pleasure."
"Win money in your sleep at REM Casino!"
"Your SleepPal account has changed! Update now!"
"I am a solicitor from Pillowshameria and am officially contacting you regarding inherited funds."
"The perfect sleeping aid - Sleepytime Audio Books presents 'Bedtime Stories read by Ben Stein.' Pop in the earbuds and with Bens' perfect monotone drone, you'll be snoozing in microseconds. Sleep away as Ben reads the snoozin' classics such as 'Knitting for Dummies', '1980 North Dakota Census Results' and our favorite, 'The Grandfather Clock Maintenance Manual.' See? It even works on Ben himself!"