Next cat we get will be named Whompus. It's full name will be Miss Kitty Whompus.
How is it some people can talk and talk and say nothing at all? It's really not necessary to fill up every blank spot with words.
Lesson learned today: don't try to gasp for air AND swallow a jalapeno pepper at the same time.
It is March and the clothing stores have out only spring and summer clothing. Dammit, I'm not wearing capris pants and a t-shirt in March! I want a sweater, and I want a choice of sweaters. Not one of the 4 sweaters left on the clearance rack that were obvious washing mishaps returned for refund and placed out for sale again.
Trader Joe's is awesome. I want to dress like a hippie when I shop there.
A shedding German Shepherd and a long black wool coat are not a good combo.
Tonight was the Prairie Home Companion Annual Joke Show on National Public Radio. I wish I could remember all that I heard but here's one that stood out: Here's how you tell who is man's best friend; put your wife and your dog in a small cage, leave the house for several hours and see who's excited to see you when you get home.
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I missed the joke show, sadly. It's always a favorite.
Checking out at the grocery, the woman in front of me began with, "I have to ask..."
I immediately thought, "No, no, you really don't."
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