It's a comforting thought that if I have to attend a special function requiring one of these, I will have a choice of colors.
"I'm feeling basic black tonight Nurse Ratchett."
* * * * *Wouldn't it be fun to be a Straight-Jacket designer? It may not be very glamorous as an actual job but just to be able to answer the question "So, what do you do for a living balou?" with "I'm a Straight-Jacket Designer" would be worth any down side to the job.
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I think Lime should buy the white one and tie dye it. ;)