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Chisago County Sheriff (Center City, MN)
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Date: 2009-02-09, 5:55PM CST
Wanted-One competent individual to lead the Chisago County Sheriff's Department. Good pay and benefits.
Good Old Boy Politicans need not apply. Chisago County needs a strong individual capable of providing Public Safety on a budget. Don't expect a jail to be named in your honor as Law Enforcement in Chisago County has nearly bankrupted the local citizenry.
This is an elected position which will require facing current Chisago County Sheriff Todd Rivard in the 2010 general election. I can provide positive name recognition throughout the County, but you will have to provide "boots on the ground."
Must relocate to Chisago County before October, 2010.
Your mission, should you accept it, is to run the drug dealers out of Chisago County and develop a comprehensive plan to eliminate deaths from drunken drivers in Chisago County. In doing so, you may let some jaywalkers off the hook.
Must be willing to ticket and jail County Commissioners arrested for drunk driving. It is not required to investigate the political enemies of those board members that support the new jail, nor are you required to cover up harrassment and stalking charges levied against a county commissioner.
Must gain control over the 911 call center to assure tapes are not lost.
You may not run up the score against the poor or collude with the county attorney and judges in an attempt to coerce the taxpayers into building a new jail.
My name is Jonathan P. Glassel. I publish the South County Epitaph. We are the "Last Word in Local News."
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Location: Center City, MN
Compensation: 100K Salary and percs equals a million dollars per term!
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